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DUmmie FUnnies 07-02-11 ("Do you subject potential romantic partners to a litmus test?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 2, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 07/02/2011 4:50:33 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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Love among the DUers. ICK!
1 posted on 07/02/2011 4:50:38 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

of course

1. no leftists

2. no sluts (paid or unpaid ones, lol)

3. Okay, besides those I’m pretty lax heh


2 posted on 07/02/2011 4:53:16 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


3 posted on 07/02/2011 4:53:31 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dating for DUmmies.)
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top 10!


4 posted on 07/02/2011 4:58:16 PM PDT by glasseye
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haha... I replied before you did.

just kidding


5 posted on 07/02/2011 5:01:19 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’d never marry a lib. EVER. My spouse and I are two peas in a pod. We fight over who’s more conservative! LOLOL. How’s that!


6 posted on 07/02/2011 5:01:55 PM PDT by Indy Pendance
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Do I have a clue yet?

That entire diatribe would go well with Sinatra's "It Was A Very Good Year" in the background. Then again, why ruin a good Sinatra vocal...

7 posted on 07/02/2011 5:04:27 PM PDT by bcsco
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The most liberal woman I ever dated was a Serbian sociology professor. Funny thing was, despite calling herself liberal, she couldn’t stand American liberals. She said they were both arrogant and willfully ignorant and that included her colleagues.

My liberal cousins were dumbfounded but ended up gaining respect for me. They just couldn’t understand how my high school drop out redneck ass could attract a prof with a PhD. in a traditionally very liberal field.

Intelligent conversation is the key. I guess that’s why I’ve never dated any truly liberal women. My last girlfriend was a McCain supporter and that was a stretch.


8 posted on 07/02/2011 5:06:16 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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I have dated a few men . . . . My partner right now is a die-hard Democrat, pro-union, pro-gay marriage, pro-legalization

So when I leave him for my true gal-pal, he'll have no prob with that...

9 posted on 07/02/2011 5:22:47 PM PDT by mikrofon (Few & far, far between)
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Put all of the DUmmies in a room with no ventilation and only an exhaust hose for “air.” Those who turn blue have passed the litmus test.
10 posted on 07/02/2011 5:30:04 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Those who trade land for peace will end up with neither one.)
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top 11?


11 posted on 07/02/2011 5:35:57 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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My sons have dated leftists. The relationship never lasts beyong a casual date. Their conversation is retarded.

The day after the 2008 election, my son came home, saying the girl he went out with voted for Obama because he was black. How can you have any conversation with someone so idiotic?


12 posted on 07/02/2011 5:53:12 PM PDT by I still care (I miss my friends, bagels, and the NYC skyline - but not the taxes. I love the South.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“[The U-Us are the non-alcoholic beer of religion.] “

....

Funny,funny,funny.


13 posted on 07/02/2011 5:59:13 PM PDT by Mears
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Top 30?

I know I shoudn’t be laughing...but I am.Pretty sad criteria.

14 posted on 07/02/2011 6:02:08 PM PDT by berdie (qill)
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15 posted on 07/02/2011 6:27:06 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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Dropped my most recent girlfriend because she thought MSNBC was a serious news source.


16 posted on 07/02/2011 6:33:34 PM PDT by Newtoidaho (Fight organized crime. Vote out all incumbent Democrats!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

When I was single I had no litmus tests. I wound up dating several liberal women.

I married a conservative. Details not forthcoming.


17 posted on 07/02/2011 6:37:10 PM PDT by Grunthor (Support a POTUS candidate but don't get emotionally invested like a liberal.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

You’re having a Python attack tonight, aren’t you? :-)


18 posted on 07/02/2011 6:38:23 PM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: Riley

Plus a French cow being hung for witchcraft!


19 posted on 07/02/2011 6:48:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Shouldn't a French cow be *hanged* for witchcraft?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

How do you know she really is a DU female?

Answer: Look for the braided armpit hair.


20 posted on 07/02/2011 6:58:57 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles, Kill the EPA!!!)
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