Well stated.
All righty then. I think the word the author really wanted to use was vastretchocate. Vastretchocate, as you recall, is the procedure where they make a small incision in the ball sack, reach in with a fish hook welded on the end of a wire, and yank the balls out.
Looks like the UCMJ Article 134 combined with the 18 U.S.C. Chapter 110 otta land this worthless POS in Leavenworth for the max. Dishonorable discharge and he gets to hang with the guys who had no problem putting a 9mm to the heads of his true compatriots and blowing their brains out.