I speak, read, and write French as they wont allow you to graduate from HS in canadastan without it. I learned Japanese forcefully because my job depends on it. If there ever was a new language I would learn it would be Mandarin, as the Chicoms will be the new enemies of the country.
Spanish? Just like that Beavis and Butthead episode, the only thing I care about is burritos, nachos and of course, kulos’ and tetas.
I can speak Spanish....”Julio Inglesias” - all a girl needs, really.