[Billthedrill]

Actually, Grizzlies aren't really that dangerous. All you have to do to calm one down is stroke it lightly between the ears with your fingertips.

That's what I tell my liberal friends, anyhows...

[Tenacious 1]

“...Black Bear feces is smaller and contains berries and squirl fur. Grizzley Bear Feces has little bells in it and smells like pepper.”

It’s a punch line for a sing at Fort Steel Camp Ground.

[Blind Eye Jones]

I’m surprised you didn’t say dip your fingertips in jam before you stroke ;-)