[Rennes Templar]

Cuz if I were an An-Thony Weiner,
Everyone would get a perv-tweet from me.

[mardi59]

I’m glad I’m not an Anthony Weiner
he is not what I want to be e e
cause if I were an Anthony Weiner
everyone would be making fun of me.

[PJ-Comix]

I Wish I were a New York City Mayor Weiner!
That is what I truly Wish to Be!
'Cause if I were a New York City Mayor Weiner
Then Everyone would be in Love with Me!
...Tweet! Tweet!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I’m glad I’m not Anthony’s Wiener
That is what I’d truly hate to be
For if I was Anthony’s Wiener
Everyone would see a lot of me

[RckyRaCoCo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MLBfwblps8

[PJ-Comix]

Does the song have to be to the tune of the Oscar Meyer Weiner? I'm feeling a song to the tune "I am the god of Hellfire."

I am the Clod with Tony's Weiner
And I bring you WEINER!

[NoNAIS]

“Because right now it really sucks to be me,
Cause if you are Anthony Weeeennnnner,
You cannot escape from Paapppaaarraazziiii”

[FrankR]

I just want him to resign and get off the front page...

[Carl Vehse]

No mockery of the enlarged... er, ego of Rep. Weiner would be complete without a double dactyl. Here is an example:

Higgledy Piggledy
Anthony Weiner (D)
Demonrat Congressman
can't pass the buck;

Caught with his trousers down
For all to see (Barf alert)
Twittersensational
pics of the schmuck.

[OB1kNOb]

Weiner! Unngh! Good gawd ya'll!
What is he good for?
Absolutely nuttin'!
Say it again, ohhh!......

[SparkyBass]

Why write a new one when there is so much good material already?

"Monster" - Fred Schneider (B-52's)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnO4gK_56g

:)