Boo freakin' hoo. She's a private citizen and as such doesn't have to provide you with an itinerary. You're the ones stalking her and causing the problems. Funny, you claim she can't possibly win, yet you're falling all over yourselves to get a picture or a quote. Sarah is playing you like a fiddle, hahahaha! It's the age old strategy. Pretty gal gives a wink in your general direction and immediately walks away ignoring you. What happens next? You're scrambling and slobbering and begging for her to give you the time of day. Sarah has you all wrapped around her little finger. There's no escape. She will always win and you will always lose.
Yes, it’s satire but it’s true.