“Congressman Wants Weiner Probe”
Well, stop dicking around and bend over!
Congressional probe of Anthony’s Weiner:
Q: Hey Weiner, can you cut the mustard?
Q: Does a weiner come in a roll?
Q. Do you relish all the attention?
Q. Is it kosher?
Q. Can you give me a straight answer?
Q. Boxers or jockeys?
Q. Are we making a big deal out of nothing?
Q. Are you planning to do a reality TV show known as “Family Jewels: New York”?
Q. Can you handle all this attention?
[This hearing has been brought to you by “Ex-Lax Congress”, the product that helps the American public get the crap out of the House].
This entire story is a little hard to swallow.