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DUmmie FUnnies 05-27-11 (DUmmie whines: "I hate where our country is right now.")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 27, 2011 | DUmmie kentuck, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 05/27/2011 10:05:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL. I guess their visions of hope and change are not happening.


81 posted on 05/28/2011 7:50:38 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Are you also accused of false rain predicaments in Nashville.....Hmmmmmm.


82 posted on 05/28/2011 8:18:02 AM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: eyedigress; Roscoe Karns; FredZarguna
“There is nothing we as a people can not achieve if we just kill Pat Sajak.” -Abraham Lincoln

No, this was the quote that set off the Lincoln assination. Booth was had a 'thing' for Pat Sajak...

83 posted on 05/28/2011 8:34:47 AM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: eyedigress; Roscoe Karns
Without the p

Who would wanna P in Ft Sumter?

84 posted on 05/28/2011 8:36:59 AM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: hsalaw

Alright, they got me. My endeavor to raise government control over the masses through stupid tactics such as acid rain, snail darters, owl maulings, and now global warming will stop. I really don’t need a class on how to drive a go-cart. Let’s just live a normal life, without some asshat telling me how.


85 posted on 05/28/2011 8:38:39 AM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: eyedigress; LUV W; FredZarguna; mylife; Roscoe Karns; PJ-Comix; franksolich; Ballygrl; mikrofon
You do realize we have hijacked this thread and must stop now.

It's not been hijacked, it's been sajaked.

Here is the whole interchange about Pint-sized Powerbroker Pat:

It's the influence of Ayn Rand. The other evening on 'Jeopardy' in one of the questions Pat Sajak proclaimed his favorite book was Atlas Shrugged. I never much cared for Sajak anyway, that sealed it.

What? Why was Pat Sajack on Jeopardy!? Doesn't he host Wheel of Fortune? And why would the subject of "favorite books" come up on either show?

Somehow there was a Celebrity favorite book question on Jeopardy. Pat was the one I remember for being a fan of Ayn Rand.

Something else about Pat Sajak. He is ultra-sensitive about his height. They have elevated platforms behind the podiums where the contestants stand for Pat to stand on so he will never appear to be too short. You will seldom (never?) see a tall Wheel of Fortune contestant and some are really short. I guarantee Wheel of Fortune has a question on their entrance form like, "How tall are you?" If you are over 5'4" you are eliminated.

His "favorite book" is taller than he is! I don't believe that the likes of Sajak actually read that giant yawner anyway. He heard the name somewhere, that's all.

Maybe he heard it was a short story.

86 posted on 05/28/2011 8:39:01 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (WHEEL . . . OF . . . TORTURE !)
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To: bcsco

Booth made a big mistake......


87 posted on 05/28/2011 8:40:01 AM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: eyedigress

He did it for love...


88 posted on 05/28/2011 8:47:06 AM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Have you ever seen Pat Sajak and Orpah Winfrey at the same time............


89 posted on 05/28/2011 8:47:06 AM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: bcsco

I shall refrain from that reply that I just swallowed.


90 posted on 05/28/2011 8:49:07 AM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Maybe he heard it was a short story.

He may have read it on his Sony Pocket Reader. I have one, it's pretty small...

91 posted on 05/28/2011 8:50:22 AM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Such a people's movement would have to completely halt the US economy in its tracks for a couple of weeks. . . .

Why stop there? Comrade Obama's completely halting the US economy in its tracks FOREVER.

92 posted on 05/28/2011 10:26:25 AM PDT by Argus
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To: Charles Henrickson

Mystery solved! :)


93 posted on 05/28/2011 10:57:26 AM PDT by luvie (RUN SARAH...RUN!)
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To: eyedigress; Charles Henrickson

Have you ever seen Charles and Pat/Oprah at the same time? :)


94 posted on 05/28/2011 11:02:16 AM PDT by luvie (RUN SARAH...RUN!)
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To: LUV W; Charles Henrickson

That nails it. Charles, you are a short Pat Sajak.


95 posted on 05/28/2011 11:05:32 AM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I love your threads BTW. You have the same sarcasm as me.


96 posted on 05/28/2011 11:10:03 AM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The left should be happy, they have had their way for sdo long its sad.

They own the MSM, colleges, bureacracy et al.

It’s never good enough.


97 posted on 05/28/2011 11:12:26 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: GeronL

They have forgotten how to make hay when the grass is green. The left is the laziest bunch I have ever met.


98 posted on 05/28/2011 11:15:14 AM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: eyedigress

they think they want socialism but they will be the most miserable under that system too.

lol.


99 posted on 05/28/2011 11:22:35 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: FredZarguna

“Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Sajack?”


100 posted on 05/28/2011 11:28:05 AM PDT by eddie willers
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