DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-11 (DUmmie whines: "I Want To Smack Every Teabagger I See.")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 15, 2011 | DUmmie ChoppinBroccoli, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Persevero]

“these morons thinks it’s 15 bucks...but it’s ANOTHER 15 of MY bucks.”

it’s 15 bucks that will go into a slush fund and never benefit one child.

Just like the other $15,000 per year they get to “educate” these children.

[jonascord]

What I want to do to a DU lawyer would make Heinrich Himmler blow his lunch, and keep him awake for weeks, because every time he closes his eyes, it would be seared, seared I tell you, onto his retinas.

I just love it when one of these bugs think that the Law is some kind of steady state entropic construct, that has never failed, and will ALWAYS stand between him and insensate evil.

Here is a Hot Flash: He'd better learn how to shoot. He tries to "smack me" and I'll kneecap the pudknocker, and I can do it out to 800 on a calm day...

One other thing. Keep calling us 'teabaggers.' It really loads the scale when it comes time to decide whether to throw him into the Fire.

[mom4melody]

Well, I get up at 4:30am, pack lunches, and leave for work by 5:30am so I can pick my kids up from school at 3:30pm. Hubby drops them off, at the private school we pay tuition for, that has zero transportation.

It’s in the kiddos best interest, not mine, I would love to sleep in until 7am or so.

It’s makes me wonder why this whiner had children at all...

[3catsanadog]

"I want to smack every teabagger I see."

Sung to the tune of Garrett Morris' SNL song "I'm gonna get me a gun and kill all the whities I see"

[who knows what evil?]

That’s cool...I want to neuter and spay every leftist I see...

[who knows what evil?]

My oldest son is very advanced for his age...

Aren't they all..? /rolls eyes

[woofer]

If the School District would eliminate just 5 relatives from their do nothing, show up once in while, high salary jobs there would be enough money to keep the buses running AND give the drivers a raise.

[NYpeanut]

The less time a dummie is with a kid, the better for the kid.

Actually, the dummies' kids would be better off in daycare before they are born. Much safer than being in a leftist womb.

[joeystoy]

Every child in America is gifted, even the ones that can't read or write at 18.

Just once I'd like to hear a teacher tell a parent:

"Egbert is doing poorly in class because he's dumber than a sack of hair."

[who knows what evil?]

"Egbert is doing poorly in class because he's dumber than a sack of hair."

Amen! LOL!

[Caipirabob]

DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-11 (DUmmie whines: "I Want To Smack Every Teabagger I See.")

Fortunately for the little pussy, "want" isn't the same thing as actually having your head blown off.

[who knows what evil?]

"Egbert is doing poorly in class because he's dumber than a sack of hair."

Amen! LOL!

[bmwcyle]

Here is a cheek, go for it, ditto.

[Ladysmith]

Dittos that. The public unions in Wisconsin are losing the PR battle here in Wisconsin. When taxpayers learn how much is going to bennies and retirement funds, and NOT to “the children”, it doesn’t take much for the bozos protesting in Madison to prove they’re nothing more than union thugs.

[Condor51]

I'm missing something that DUmmie Lawyer is or isn't saying. (Granted I didn't have my full dose of caffeine yet.)

1. He and the Mrs got his oldest child into "Full Day Kindergarten".
2. Both he and his wife work "Full Time".
3. And now, thanks to 'cheap taxpayers' there's no Bus service.
4. Ergo (lawyer talk) this nice, compassionate, demoncRAT couple have 'a problem' getting Jr (and likely future serial killer) to School.

However, what about these facts already entered into evidence, to wit (that's more lawyer talk):

1. The 'parents' would still have to leave for work long before Jr had to go to school.
   Therefore........
   
2. Even with Bus Service who would have dressed Jr in the morning?
3. Who would have made sure he got on the Bus okay?
   
4. Who would have met Jr at the Bus after School?
   
5. Who would have let Jr in the House?
   And finally....
6. Who would have watched Jr until lawyer daddy and 'professional mommy' got home from work?

Therefore yer Honor, I believe we've proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that daddy the lawyer, and his loving wife, are unmitigated, conceited a$$h*les! As such, we believe that all their children should be removed from their custody asap and put into foster homes. Because yer Honor, right now they are treated like Pets and if they remain under 'the care' of these two Jerks, they will grow up to be anti-social psychotic Serial Killers who target normal families.

Thank you. The prosecution rests.

[Arrowhead1952]

That's a pretty healthy whine you typed up. It's called life. Deal with it.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

LOL, Note to DUmmies, stop having kids so you don't have to worry about schools and FUture DUmmies.

[jla]

Between my wife and I, our work schedules would have taken a serious hit trying to accommodate pick-ups and drop-offs for just a half-day Kindergarten program...

Realizing what this couple's priorities are one feels sorry for their child.

[beckysueb]

I feel terribly sorry for the children involved here. Kids are smart. They know they are not wanted. How sad.

[mikrofon]

when you have so much and you don't want to take care of your own kid's transportation to help our future - our children - do better so they can compete with children around the world, that's taking greed to a whole new low. And, sadly, this age-old phenomenon is very much an American Liberal affliction.