You have GOT to be kidding me. Okay, the gene pool has officially collapsed. Time to call it a day.
Seriously, there’s a perfectly good explanation for why this has happened. Both Accuweather, the NOAA and FEMA have all stated why. Strongest La Nina in history. Warmer Gulf waters than normal. A very bad cold front in just the right place.
The author of the original story really needs to be beaten, shot and dismembered for the good of society before the idiot multiplies or infects anyone else.
But what if they MANIPULATE La Nina and Gulf temperatures on purpose to create the disasters?
What if Obama really IS The Messiah?
/Sarc