Just as bad... HAARP.
It has an open house once a year and thousands of students have interned there over the years.
Yet somehow it can operate in secret to control the weather, generate earthquakes AND make Michelle Obama's butt look smaller.
HAARP! I forgot all about that.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have an appointment to get to. My black helicopter is going to pick me up for a super-secret lunch with my friends in the Bilderberg Group.