Geez! Bad enough we get the holiday buzzkills at Christmas, now Easter, too?
You’re not going to hell if you enjoy a few jelly beans and chocolate bunnies.
The need to learn to relax a little, like you said a chocolate bunny won't hurt anything and every sane Church I know is far more directed towards the Resurrection of Christ than an egg hunt, that just keeps the kiddies smiling and brings folks together.
Ya know, fellowship.
I got so hungry reading this I boiled myself a couple of eggs, for which I will give God great thanks before I eat them.