I heard a story from a guy recently who got pulled over for speeding. He was in a pack with other cars, all of whom were speeding.
When the trooper came to the car, he said to the guy, “you know how when you are duck hunting and you fire into a flock, one drops?”
“Yeah” said the guy
“You that duck”
Actually after I was topped in such a case I asked him about the rest of those drivers who were speeding, He said that they didnt stop.
After supper out in the country, my husband gets stopped in a small town speed trap (he had slowed down, but that’s another story). Anyhoo, cop is a BIG boy with no apparent sense of humor. After he writes the ticket and comes back for DH to sign the thing ... I tell the nice policeman “I told my husband he should have given you his pilot’s license since he was flying”. He just looked at me and my husband cracked-up, because I hadn’t actually told him that but I was trying to lighten up the atmosphere. At least my DH thought it was funny.