I think the Book of Revelation did talk about this-
“The Commie pos prez’ got into a fight;his angry gay Paki lover cracked a glass beer bottle over the ‘bam’s head back in the day when the ‘bammers was cruising for more gay sex in Morningside Heights during his short attendance at Columbia Univ. in NYC . Now that was one jealous lover, wasn’t he?
“Michael J.Fox is the Anti-Elvis”
Skid Roper and Mojo Nixon - Elvis is in Everybody