OMG what a devastating response. I’m going to my corner for a good cry.
Good! Hie thee away unto thy corner a sniveling as ye go!! Wretched urchin!! Take thy snot rag with ye so as to not trail yer wretched drippings on yon floorboards!! Aaaaarrrrghhhh!!! - An’ wipe ye up behind yeself!!! An’ empty ye own chamber pot while ye be at it!!!!
Signed, Quaint Twinkie
. . an when ye receive me last message an ye deign to empty ye chamber pot out’n yon window, be sartain ye holler, “GURDY LOO!!” before ye be tossin’ said dregs onto th’ byways below onto th’ wretched heads o’ innocent wee urchins pushin’ carts o’ dried kippers below. Ye snivelin’ wretch!!!
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH! (Ye skeered yit?)