Serving in the military? “Listen kid, you can volunteer for the Marines, spend six months in basic training and the rest of your service in Afghanistan living in dirt, or you can volunteer for Americorps and wear a nice clean uniform and sleep every night in your own bed. The pays the same in either case, but in Americorps you'll spend eight hours a day working on a computer, going through old data in order to identify people who posted on Free Republic. When you find one we pick him up and put him in one of the hard-labor reeducation camps, and you get a nice monetary bonus. Catch five, you become an ace, and get to meet personally with President Obama and her husband, former President Obama.”
Sounds fantastic. If you've got any other bright ideas, shut up and keep them to yourself.