Standing in the TSA line at Tucson airport the other day was a guy ahead of me telling everyone in earshot - including the 2 BP guys standing next to the line - that he lives 6 miles north of the border and it's a parade through his property.
I said, "Thanks Janet!" and he laughed and said, "Yeah. Thanks Janet for nothing!!
The Border Patrol guys just smiled.
The TSA idiots looked blank.