[Salamander]

I don’t think FedEx allows live critters anymore.

I know they have a stroke if you try and get them to ship you House of Kolors paint so spiders are probably on their “hell no” list, too.

[TigersEye]

Sheesh! I suppose they won't ship guns and ammo either then.

What good are they? If I can't get paint, spiders and bullets delivered to my door I'm at a loss as to what they can do for me.