[BuckeyeTexan]

Does the Constitution say that Muslims can’t be elected President?

Yes, but you must have the ultra-super-secret decoder ring to find out where in the Constitution. I could tell you how to obtain such a ring, but then I'd have to kill you. I'll give you a hint. It has nothing to do with Velveeta.

[jamese777]

Yes, but you must have the ultra-super-secret decoder ring to find out where in the Constitution. I could tell you how to obtain such a ring, but then I’d have to kill you. I’ll give you a hint. It has nothing to do with Velveeta.

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Darn it! I asked my mom for twenty-bucks so that I could buy enough Cracker Jacks to get the ultra-super-secret decoder ring but she told me to get a paper route.

Velveeta? Someone posting on here was talking about Muslims and Taquitos. Do they put Velveeta on their taquitos? If they do, that’s gross. I’m glad I’m a Lutheran.