Ok, here’s the test. You’re gay. You’re as gay as Judy Garland is dead! You’re sitting in a cafe in the Village when this tall, skinny, mulatto walks in. Now you don’t know him from Adam,...or Bruce,...or any other of your more recent conquests! But there something about him! Perhaps it’s those big ears, the skinny legs, the lonesome eyes, or the fact that he whistles his ‘s’s’. You know instantly he’s gay. He looks your way, you look his! He’s says, ‘Hi, I’m Barry. What’s your name?”
LOL! You are funny. :)