The host of the 2012 Oscars: Charlie Sheen!
Now just keep him alive for the next 12 months.
Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Jesse James. Just give ‘em microphones and let ‘er rip. And have the Beep Machine ready.
They’re actually considering someone very similar to Charlie Sheen - Robert Downey, Jr. He appears to have the charm and wit to do a good job.
The Franco person who was half of the host last night was just a lox.