Sounds like a good time to try out the bacon gas.
Bacon gas?
Would it be toxic or non-toxic? Heck, I’d stand there and breathe in bacon fumes. Nothing like the delicious smell of bacon. In fact, you’ve helped me decide on my breakfast today.
But...what kind of weapon would bacon gas be???
(I hope y’all don’t mind throwing in a little light-heartedness in the middle of what is truly a serious subject. If it were up to me, I’d be willing to take a page from Mad Man Muammar’s book and send over a squadron of A-10’s to turn the street where they gather into a death zone. Then I’d have it broadcast to every Muslim country with a crawl across the bottom of the screen in the local language with the words “Do you understand?”...or “Not HERE you don’t!”.)
Any chance Hooters could deliver Bacon to the rally?