[rlmorel]

"...Warning: Dave’s Insanity Sauce is a byproduct of Chernobyl and has the effect the next morning of a wood rasp..."

Followed by, as Billy Crystal says: a "squat into a bowl of juice" That's too funny-a wood rasp!

[OldEagle]

"Followed by, as Billy Crystal says: a 'squat into a bowl of juice' "

Back in the day, external applications of vanilla ice cream was my coolant of choice.