They come in this sauce, It looks like ketchup, It tastes like ketchup, but Brother! It AINT Ketchup!!
I’m a lucky guy (I think...)
By the time I can retire at the age of 85, all television shows ever made will be viewable on demand for pennies.
I love the Simpsons, but I have probably seen a total of one episode (if you discount the movie) I just haven’t watched television since the mid-nineties, so...when I retire and can barely move, Ill be able to watch all this stuff for the first time.
Of course, there’s always the possibility my head will be made of cheese and I won’t be able to appreciate it.