Upholstery Czar?
fashion? really? Maybe if she trimmed her holves.
The first one was like the CIA, didn't know what they were doing.
Because Rick, despite the massive amounts she spends flying off to Europe on shopping trips with her daughter, have you noticed the Salvation Army chic she walks around in?
Nice to know that while the subjects are being thrown out of homes and jobs we have a paid "first fashion consultant". Marie Antoinette had nothing on Moochell.
FUBO
I would recommend Levi Strauss, well known tent makers that would be easy to get along with.

Feb 10
Michelle Obama says Ikram Goldman is still her top style advisor
New York, Feb 10: First Lady Michelle Obama has said that she will not part ways with her stylist Ikram Goldman, despite the recent fashion controversy.
Mrs Obama was recently criticized over her choice to wear a gown by British designer Alexander McQueen to a state dinner with China President Hu Jintao.
Goldman, a Chicago boutique owner, has been helping Obama select her outfits since President Obama was inaugurated in 2009. She has been responsible for her many edgy looks, from her dresses from little-known designers like Thakoon to her unusual jewelry selections.
Mrs Obama told the Washington Post that she likes to wear American designers but is not above branching out across the Atlantic or the Pacific for a well-chosen look.
The factors that affect her style are the occasion and the weather.
“My decisions aren’t so complex. It’s really just sort of: ‘How cold is it? Do I have to stand outside?’ and ‘What am I going to use to cover my arms if I’m freezing so I’m not shivering while I have to give a speech?’ It’s really stuff like that,” the New York Daily News quoted her as saying.
http://www.dailyindia.com/show/423980.php
Well, she needs someone to design her boob belts and special padding to fill up her boobs.
It was the ribs.
She has grown out of the other one.
Because her inability to dress herself appropriately is a national disgrace.

More info and some frightening photos in this thread:
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Good grief. I am so tired of this crap. Fire the consultant. Buy two or three simple plain light weight wool lined black dresses, knee length with round neck, two pairs of plain black pumps, two black pant suits with straight legs and a jacket that covers your butt. Add small hoop earrings, a few different colored camisoles and you are good to go around the world.
Hey, Mrs. First Lady, just wear a burqa and be done with it!
Anyone else remembering the ration of excrement Nancy Reagan got from the MSM over the same subject...?
Dude, do you even have to ask!