[misterrob]

He had a great line....

I asked a woman for her phone number and she told me she wouldn’t date me if I was the only guy left in the world. I told her, lady, if I was the last guy left in the world, I wouldn’t even let you in line.

[Reaganite Republican]

I like when Emo said-

“People come up to me... concerned... that I’ll reproduce” lol

And “I’m a great lover... I’ll bet”

[BikerJoe]

He had a great line.... I asked a woman for her phone number and she told me she wouldn’t date me if I was the only guy left in the world. I told her, lady, if I was the last guy left in the world, I wouldn’t even let you in line.

I liked the one where he asks a girl in a bar if she wants to come back to his place. She says, "Oooh, do you have cable?". He says, "No, I think the ropes will be strong enough."