[Tanniker Smith]

Never particularly cared for him. Maybe it’s guilt by association. I new a guy in college who looked like that, on purpose, a whack-job Psych major and a manipulative SOB, according to his friends, which surprisingly he had. (The guy at school, not Emo, although some people called him “Emo”.)

[dblshot]

But sometimes his logic was impeccable:
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.