I frequently eat ramen noodles - they're not half bad, IMO.
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
Posted on 02/18/2011 9:47:12 AM PST by marcbold
In what will surely become one of the most infamous comments ever made about abortion, Rep. Gwen Moore of Wisconsin said yesterday that it is better to have an abortion than make a child be forced to live “eating Ramen noodles” and “mayonnaise sandwiches.”
So the CMR Institute for Advanced Suicidal Studies is now endorsing a plan for the government to poison all stocks of Ramen noodles so that the poor souls eating Ramen Noodles will find a merciful and quick end to their miserable existence.
CMR is calling this new form of euthanasia via noodles "THE EUTHANOODLE." (Patent pending)
The way CMR and Gwen Moore see it is we're doing them a favor because they don't even realize that their lives aren't worth living. The poor dears are so ignorant and clearly don't make enough money that we can even hand out Ramen noodles for free to people who look like Ramen noodle people, if you know what I mean. That way we can feel good about ourselves for our charity and they can feel...dead.
Hopefully CMR's endorsement of the euthanoodle will encourage others to have Ramen Noodle Parties where they'd invite the people they suspect of being miserable or living lives not worth living. Or if someone you know sometimes struggles at the end of a paycheck to feed their children, make it a EUTHANOODLE night.
Remember, they're better off dead than eating oriental pasta.
Come on America, let's EUTHANOODLE our way back to prosperity by ridding ourselves of anyone who might go hungry.
what’s wrong with mayonaisse sandwiches?
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
Kid's won't est'um if they didn't love'm(anything kids don't like gets secretly fed to Fido anyway.
As for Ramen , how you supposed to make it through college w/o?
It's vital to the educational process(I like to cut up a purple onion & celery leaves in mine, what's your fav. add on?);
I for one love ramen noodles. um but what about adoption duhhhh
I for one love ramen noodles. um but what about adoption duhhhh
I love “mayonnaise sandwiches.”
the single most profound comment on having children was given to me by my mother when I had doubts about fatherhood. It was from an Argentine thinker, name escapes me, who said “The desire to not have children is a crisis of the imagination.”
That just blew me away. In a country predicated on individual rights, the possibilities about what a child can go on to do are limited only by the imagination.
This only underscores how incomprehensibly brain dead the liberal mindset is when that woman in England thought suffocation better than “suffering” or this woman suggesting she is incapable of thinking of anything better than death for a child eating oriental pasta. The same mindset that supposedly has all sorts of interventions in the form of government programs which implicitly support a notion of human potential yet to be realized.
the single most profound comment on having children was given to me by my mother when I had doubts about fatherhood. It was from an Argentine thinker, name escapes me, who said “The desire to not have children is a crisis of the imagination.”
That just blew me away. In a country predicated on individual rights, the possibilities about what a child can go on to do are limited only by the imagination.
This only underscores how incomprehensibly brain dead the liberal mindset is when that woman in England thought suffocation better than “suffering” or this woman suggesting she is incapable of thinking of anything better than death for a child eating oriental pasta. The same mindset that supposedly has all sorts of interventions in the form of government programs which implicitly support a notion of human potential yet to be realized.
Probably eaten more then her share of mayonnaise.
Is this Congress-critter, by any chance, the mother of the young man convicted several years ago of slashing the tires of GOP vehicles, preventing their election day use in GOTV efforts?
LOL! When I was 15, we lived near Tokyo Japan and on average, two nights per week, our family of six ate oriental noodles for dinner...would make 8-9 packs that we all shared. Delicious! ...and never hurt a bit! And my husband and his siblings grew up on mayo and sliced banana sandwiches! Can you imagine...such abuse!
That woman is a brain dead idiot - but we already know that.
My mom would make “jam” sandwiches - take two pieces of bread and jam them together.
Such contempt for constituents should be an impeachable offense.
This brought back memories of my dad talking about a comic strip with Fearless Fosdick shooting people to keep them from eating a can of poisoned beans. I decided to look it up to see if it was as funny as Dad claimed it was:
Fearless Fosdick and poisoned beans
A government official killing dozens of people to save one person?... Al Capp was a genius futurist.
And what is supposed to be wrong with Pasta. When I was a child I preferred MW but now I still eat M sandwiches. yum yum.
IMO it would be better to have been aborted than to be forced to live under the despotism and misrule of Democrats like the O— Pelosi, Reid, and the genteel woman from Wis.
Patents are not granted for slogans/trademarks. Try (TM) or (R) or buy a clue, fool.
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