[Texas Eagle]

"Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, Democrats believe every day is April 15th."

My #1.

Although I would update it to "Conservatives believe every day is The 4th of July, RATS and RINOS believe every day is April 15th."

[Reaganite Republican]

The Goober Grahams of the world hardly a speck better than the ‘progressive’ nuts, are they

[Richard Kimball]

When Reagan got elected, a lot of Rats changed parties. They did not do this because of philosophy but because it improved their chances of getting elected.