DUmmie FUnnies 02-03-11 (Know-it-all Nadin off to strong start for DUmmie of the Year)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 3, 2011 | DUmmie nadinbrzezinski, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[eswan9]

Charles,

I must confess here, I have talked with Nadine many times, and have been lectured by her many times as well. I have not seen her in several years, but I can assure the other fellow freepers...she is real, and the DU posts sound just like her.

May God have mercy on my soul.

[PJ-Comix]

Is she any relation to Mika?

[Melpomene]

How is it that she has a heavy European accent, and English is her third language, but she is native born American?

[Charles Henrickson]

I have talked with Nadine many times, and have been lectured by her many times as well. I have not seen her in several years, but I can assure the other fellow freepers...she is real, and the DU posts sound just like her.

You KNOW Nadin Brzezinski Abbott?? Do you live in San Diego, eswan9? Was it through sci-fi gaming that you came to know her? She's big into that. She used to be "President" of an outfit called "Deist Games," but their website is no longer working. From the public information that's available on the internets, it appears she is about 45 years old. Does that sound right? Does she look more like Natasha Fatale or Mrs. Nikita Khrushchev?

Is she any relation to Mika?

The question should be, PJ: Is she any relation to Zbigniew Brzezinski (Mika's father)? ZB was Carter's National Security Advisor, thus the Brzezinski name carries with it the aura of expertise on . . . FOREIGN POLICY. According to the public information, Nadin is the daughter of a Szymon and Joan Brzezinski, but other than sharing a fairly common Polish surname, I don't know that she's any relation to Zbigniew.

BTW, PJ, Nadin is of eastern European Jewish heritage and she grew up in a Hispanic environment. You and she ought to talk!

How is it that she has a heavy European accent, and English is her third language, but she is native born American?

She says she was born in Mexico City, Melpomene, and she's got a Polish name, so I'm guessing she counts Polish and Spanish as her first two languages.

[franksolich]

Basaed upon facts revealed by the Zbigniew primitive herself, she is a Soviet “Jew” who emigrated to Israel during the 1970s, and then came to the United States through, apparently, Israel.

I use the word “Jew” in quotation marks because I’m of course familiar with this sort of person. They were in the middle levels of the socialist hierarchy during much of the 75 years of socialism, who broke their necks trying to hide their ethnic identity.

But then when Soviet Jews were haltingly allowed to emigrate during the Nixon administration, the Zbigniew suddenly discovered her Judaic roots, becoming more “Jewish” than Solomon.

The process for emigration was fraught with massive corruption and deception, and generally while some authentic Jews were allowed out, there were quite a few of them who shoved their way in front of the line with money and other payoffs (authentic Jews of course had no money or gifts during the socialist era).

The deal was that they were to leave the Soviet Union for Israel, but many of them, upon arriving in Vienna, changed their airplane tickets from Tel-Aviv to New York City.

The Zbigniew primitive however followed a more circuitous path; she did end up in Israel, and actually served in the IDF (Israeli Defense Forces) during the late 1970s.....ultimately coming here through Mexico.

I dunno what’s up with that, coming here through Mexico.

I always, personally, found the Zbigniew primitive distasteful, because in doing what she did to get out of the socialist paradises, that meant that an authentic practicing Jew was not allowed to emigrate, because she had usurped his place.

We are commanded by God to take care of ourselves first (so that we may better take care of others), and so one cannot fault the Zbigniew primitive for wanting to leave the socialist paradises.

However.

However.

However.

All the years I’ve read the Zbigniew primitive, I’ve never seen her express any thoughts about the person she displaced, again, probably an authentic practicing Jew. It just doesn’t seem important to her, and she doesn’t seem to lose any sleep over it.

Me, I’d probably do something similar, but I would lose a lot of sleep over it.

[Ballygrl]

LOL Charles, I think we’ve seen her name mentioned a “few” times at CC.

[Ballygrl]

frank, why would she say she’s a native born American then if she was born in the Soviet Union?

[Charles Henrickson]

Are you sure about all that, frank? From what I’ve found, Nadin Brzezinski was born and grew up in Mexico, the daughter of Polish Jewish parents. She has a degree in history from San Diego State. She volunteered as a medic in Mexico for ten years. She married a US Navy man, Abbott, who has since retired. She lived for a few years in Honolulu, where he was stationed. She was/is President of Deist Games, and has written some science-fiction role-playing games. I think she’s 45 years old.

[CSM]

Even worse than the missing emotions you mention, I would emphatically state that this Zbigniew person is pure evil. Let me explain, you gave a detailed description of how they escaped socialism and Charles tells of their position in a progressive administration.

So, he/she decided to escape socialism, instead of fight for freedom in their native land. They make the escape to my native land, and now try to impose socialist rule upon me! Pure evil.

[franksolich]

No, I’m never sure.

I take the word of the primitives at face value.

Which means I usually end up with egg on the face.

[franksolich]

If someone could set me, and everybody else, straight on the Zbigniew primitive, I’d, we’d, appreciate it muchly.

My problem, in addition to taking primitives at their own words, is that I’m tracking about a thousand of them, and they tend to get blurred in this mind.

[pogo101]

Awww, she noticed.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x348586

So she’s created a thread calling it “childish” to post threads pointing over at threads in the other forum ...

... I think my irony meter just broke.

[franksolich]

She’s also alleged to have served in the IDF.

[franksolich]

You’re right, Charles and Ballygrl, and I’m wrong.

And man, I’ve been wrong for a really long time.

What galls me is that for the past few years, whenever I’ve written about the Zbigniew primitive, there’s been subtle suggestions that I might be wrong, and I ignored those suggestions.

Nonarrogance is not my strong suit.

[GSP.FAN]

Oooh you really got her going,this is her second thread on being a Dummie......

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x349091

[Melpomene]

She’s Mexican! She’s Jewish! She’s Polish! She has a grasp on strategy like only a D&D expert can. Geesh, I wouldn’t be surprised if her grandparents were Hopi Hindu Afghan missionaries, with all her insight.

[Charles Henrickson]

Nadin of course misses the whole point. The point of today's and yesterday's DUmmie FUnnies--yes, Nadin, you were the "star" of *yesterday's* DUFU too--is how she fashions herself as DU's expert on international affairs and yet she gets DUped by something as obviously satirical as Sarah Palin invading Egypt . . . she talks to some Egyptian guy in a coffee shop in San Diego about caliphates in the Middle Ages, which sets her apart from us lowbrow Muricans . . . she copies and pastes a few tweets about Egypt and ineptly comments on them . . . and she pedantically lectures the rest of the DUmmies like she's this great expert--which some of her cohorts are tired of! It's FUnnie!

And as far as the information on Nadin, NONE of it was private, NONE of it was gotten through FReeper eswan9, ALL of it was readily available through what Nadin herself has posted on the internet! At her gaming sites, for example, she has used her married name many times; it was no secret. This type of information took just a few minutes of googling to find out, no big long thing.

And the overall point of the DUmmie FUnnies is FUn! It's just a little lighthearted poking of FUn at our leftist counterparts, that's all. None of the hatred or venom that many of the DUmmies often express toward us freepers. And along the way we use the vehicles of humor and satire to expose the misguided thinking of the Left.

Hi, Nadin! We know you're watching!

[Charles Henrickson]

And the Natasha cartoon? Someone at Conservative Cave was imagining Nadin as being like Natasha. So when I came across this cartoon of Natasha not being able to talk, I thought it was FUnnie, since a number of HER OWN FELLOW DU MEMBERS have gotten tired of her long know-it-all lectures! It’s a joke, people!

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Make7 (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Feb-04-11 04:54 PM
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11. RE: "I have posted what I do here... not hard, but my name? Private name?"
   
 I fixed the link so it works!

 

Hehehehehehehehehe, Busted!!!

[GSP.FAN]

They all think they are experts,i love the threads about said Dummie in line at store and has debate with “Freeper Tea partier type” and proceeds to rip apart his argument causing “Freeper Tea Partier type” to become speechless and slink away in embarrassment.
Little kid love to make up stuff...:>)