[humblegunner]

I’m going to move my fire extinguisher from under the kitchen sink
and put it in my bug-out box in the laundry room right away.

I feel safer already.

I learned long ago NEVER to question the wisdom for aliens speaking in monotone.

[The Comedian]

I’m going to move my fire extinguisher from under the kitchen sink and put it in my bug-out box in the laundry room right away.

It is, literally, what an alien who had no understanding of what prepping is about, would come up with as prepping advice.

"Make sure to have spare shoe laces stored in your freezer"

Reminds me of those creepy Michelle moments when she spilled details of her unnerving childhood, setting up a doll house with all the furniture lined up against the wall because "she didn't know what a regular house looked like inside".

WTF?

They Live. We Sleep.

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.