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The only thing that would make the Dummies happy is if Barack Obama made the following speech:

Dear Fellow Comrades and Communist Party members and fellow travelers at Democratic Underground,

I have just signed an executive order dissolving the House, have arrested all Republicans in congress and sent them to concentration camps, and made Nancy Pelosi the new permanent head of the politburo, former House, for life.

I have just signed an executive order to dissolve Fox News and have arrested every conservative talk radio host in America, as accessories to attempted murder of our fallen comrade and martyr, Gabrielle Giffords.

I have just ordered Sarah Palin to be arrested for being Sarah Palin.

I have just signed an executive order banning all guns in America.

I have just signed an executive order making Keith Olberman, propaganda minister in chief, for life.

I have just signed an executive order putting anybody who makes over $75000 a year in the 95% tax bracket and have made all government employees, Hollywood liberals and campaign contributors exempt from all income taxes, and have made Alec Baldwin the head of the new IRS.

I have just signed an executive order outlawing Christianity and have made Islam the new official religion of the United States.

I have just signed an executive order to turn the American Southwest back over the Mexico to resolve once and for the injustice of the Mexican-American war.

I have just signed an executive order to make every illegal alien an automatic citizen and permanent members of the Democratic Party.

I have just signed a permanent alliance with Iran, North Korea, Cuba and Venezuela and have declared war on Israel, which shall be destroyed by a nuclear strike as I make this speech.

Only a speech like this would make the Dummies happy.