Think of the bright side: Your property taxes won't be going up, because your property will either be under the sea, or on fire due to billions of tons of burning, airborne lava.
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Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.