Calm down.
It was a joke to lighten the mood of your intense post.
Have fun. It’s football.
Now baseball is another story....
HA HA HA Baseball here in The Burgh isn't exactly what i would call professional even though we do have one of if not the best stadium in the country. The PiRates are a second class team by far and i think they should move down to the AAA minor leagues and maybe they will stop losing 100 games a year. I Know of only 1 guy that pays any attention to baseball. It is all football then hockey. Baseball died here when Clemete passed away some years ago. Granted we had Stargell and Parker and we are family but it just wasn't the same. One thing i am pretty sure of is that only Bradshaw and Montana have 4 super bowl rings and no QB in today's game can some close to how good they were.
I still think the steelers should put "Big Snack" in the backfield today and let him get in motion to build up a head of steam, hand him the ball and see how many bowling pins he can break as he scores a touchdown. For enticement somebody can hold a German chocolate cake at the other side of the end zone. Go Casey Go!