Now about Larry Sinclair. He and I are not on speaking terms ever since he refused to come to Livermore Falls to speak on behalf of my Maine Lumber Industry Gay Marriage Proposal.
I am for the issuance of temporary marriage certificates to gay lumberjacks (and I guess lesbian lumberjacquelines), valid from October through May, or ice-out, which ever comes first. It will help get them out of town for the winter, which is already bad enough without having to put up with their screeching during blizzards.