[Kenny Bunk]

Pretty damn sorry state of affairs when this tabloid is the best newspaper left in the country, even if a wee bit sensational.

BTW, Sonny Bono may not have been a Natural Born Citizen, because Rancho Cucamonga is part of Aztlán!

[Hotlanta Mike]

Hey careful, my sister lives in Rancho Cucamonga (she really does!).

And by the way, a tabloid (The National Enquirer) brought down the Brill candidate.