[The Comedian]

It's pretty obvious that the things walking around inside human skins calling themselves "progressives" can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and they absolutely will not stop until we are dead.

They're like Muslims, only in Volvos.

We cannot co-exist with them, and frankly, the sooner the final conflict starts, the sooner we'll end up on top.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[UCANSEE2]

The next revolution is three missed meals away.

The wiggles in the Jet Stream have caused a huge reduction in the output of worldwide crop yield. (The U.S., Russia, and other major nations played with High power/low frequency transmitters to see what would happen. Let’s just say there have turned out to be some unintended consequences). In a few months, this will become all too apparent.

Rising costs of fuel, along with lower amount of goods shipped means the prices on food will spiral exponentially upwards. Fresh food goods will be difficult to even find on shelves.

You don’t have long to wait.