Man... I bet she breaks mirrors when she isn’t wearing makeup. A bit frightening to think of what she must look like first thing in the morning.
She could go into a haunted house and walk out with a paycheck.
She's so ugly....she has to sneak up on a glass to get a drink of water.
And that ugly is just the part that oozes out of her inner being every minute of every day.
Whats even more frightening is just trying to imagine the fertilization process in itself, the logistics, the effort, the audacity, and the unholy terror it must have been for some technician.