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To: equaviator; Recovering Ex-hippie

He musta been thinking about Zero’s favorite Who song:

My Wife

My life’s in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I’m gonna be
I ain’t been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me

Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A black belt Judo expert with a machine gun

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won’t be no time to explain
She thinks I’ve been with another woman
And that’s enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I’ll still be alive

All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct Got picked up by the law
And now I ain’t got time to think

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won’t be no time to explain
She thinks I’ve been with another woman
And that’s enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I’ll still be alive

And I’m oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more

She’s comin’!
She’s comin’!


47 posted on 01/02/2011 2:15:07 PM PST by tumblindice (And the little RINO cried, ~we, we, we" all the way home)
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To: tumblindice

Even if you could prove it. whos gonna enforce it? holder? janet?.biden? black panthers? The dnc? hillary and bill? The corruption is endless


48 posted on 01/02/2011 2:18:09 PM PST by truthbetold11 (truthbetold11)
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To: tumblindice

Yeah, The Who! And I don’t mean the WHO (World Health Organization).


87 posted on 01/02/2011 3:45:00 PM PST by equaviator ("There's a (datum) plane on the horizon coming in...see it?")
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To: tumblindice

OMG!!!

ROFLMAO!

YOU are sooooo right, that is his theme song! Too funny. Go Freepers!!!


135 posted on 01/02/2011 7:40:37 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (Ok....Joke's over...Bring Back Bush!)
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