Americans (and the planet, frankly) will continue sliding toward deeper barbarity until we can universally and genuinely state this phrase out loud:
"I don't care how much you make. It's none of my business, or anyone else's".
Until then, we're a race of retarded cannibals.
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.