[VOA]

“
They always look better with tractors, Comrade.
“

LOL!
Things are all relative.
A female that would help assure a crop of potatoes and wheat...
ESPECIALLY in a time of Lysenko’s bankrupt genetics programs...
and keep you warm in a freezing hut...
That’s one beautiful woman.

Until you see your first smuggled copy of Playboy Magazine!

[massgopguy]

I remember 60 Minutes calling Leonard Breshnev’s daughter the most “eligible batchelorette” in the Soviet Union.EEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHHHHHH!

[DeFault User]

That’s one beautiful woman.

Sounds like you speak from experience. :o)