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To: humblegunner

‘Twas the day before Sunday and all thru the lawn,
not a creature dared scurry nor dared even yawn.
Humble Lord Gunner and each honored guest
had just started in on their Saturday quest
The kitties were ducking all safe in their place
While achmed twice dead did not show his face
When out in the yard there rose such a clatter
and boom there it was, the very first splatter
We all rushed to YouTube quick as a flash
And each clicked our meeses to watch the whole bash

Then when it was over we can only surmise
they gave a few toasts both humble and wise
And I know they exclaimed as they drove out of sight
Happy Splatterday to y’all
And to y’all a Good Night.

Curtsies as she backs out of the thread slowly.....
Well...what do you expect at 3:00AM?


129 posted on 12/12/2010 12:03:33 AM PST by MestaMachine (islam - Hostis hvmani generis - Enemy of the human race)
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To: MestaMachine

Awesome!


146 posted on 12/12/2010 7:25:20 AM PST by TheMom (I wish mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.)
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To: MestaMachine

Excellent! And “Splatterday” is an apt description...LOL


156 posted on 12/12/2010 9:52:25 AM PST by Allegra (I painted fuchsia stripes on my elbows.)
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To: MestaMachine

That must have been professionally written so why wasn’t it excerpted and attributed?

;<)

Really stuff!


177 posted on 12/12/2010 11:16:40 AM PST by Eaker (Pablo is very wily)
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