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To: JoeProBono

1: Zombies do not wave at other zombies - so don’t hit the one guy who does - he may not know about the zombie apocalypse

2: When the Zombie Apocalyspe begins - it’s no time to be a racist - you’ll probably lose a hand.

3: Glocks does not have a manual safety

4: Do your relatives a favor if they turn into Zombies - shoot them!

5: When picking upa bag of guns in the middle of the street - make sure you look left & right and check to see if there’s a car load of mexican “ese’s” waiting - becuae they will jack your a$$ once you get the weapons!

6: Once the Zombie apocalyspe starts - do not go to the CDC - they obviously did not prevent it - therefore it is doubtful they have the cure...

7: When wakling pass over run military check points that have large calibre weapon systems (crew served) - grab that sh*t and use it!


24 posted on 12/03/2010 9:29:46 AM PST by BCW (http://babylonscovertwar.com/index.html)
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To: BCW

27 posted on 12/03/2010 9:32:36 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: BCW
7: When wakling pass over run military check points that have large calibre weapon systems (crew served) - grab that sh*t and use it!

Let me expand on that. Most belt feds fire from the OPEN BOLT, and need to have the chamber and feed tray clear, before charging the handle.

I train my family that if you close the top cover on an M60 whilst the belt is in the feedtray AND the bolt is closed, you are gonna bend your top feed tray channel, and screw up the gun.

Proper zombie firing mode for MALES:

Proper zombie firing mode for FEMALES:

FWIW

32 posted on 12/03/2010 9:35:48 AM PST by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: BCW

Awesome! I’m hooked to the new series too, lots of fun.


59 posted on 12/03/2010 10:00:52 AM PST by Professional
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To: BCW

RE: #7. I was screaming “There’s a Ma Duece RIGHT THERE YOU MORONS!” at my TV last Sunday night.


99 posted on 12/03/2010 11:56:02 AM PST by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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