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Top 10: Essential Items to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
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Posted on 12/03/2010 9:15:29 AM PST by JoeProBono

There’s nothing worse than getting caught in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse empty handed. Tools are key to survival, and especially when your survival depends on a war waged with the living dead. Here is a list of 10 essential items to survive a Zombie Apocalypse.



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To: Lurker

I have a combat tomahawk.


121 posted on 12/03/2010 2:02:38 PM PST by CholeraJoe (Posting from the suicide capital of the world - Evansville, IN)
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To: JoeProBono

Zombie Tip: When you tell zombies that dogs can’t look up, their heads explode.


122 posted on 12/03/2010 2:06:44 PM PST by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: CholeraJoe

I want one of those.


123 posted on 12/03/2010 2:10:07 PM PST by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: CholeraJoe

124 posted on 12/03/2010 2:16:31 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: Little Bill; hoyt-clagwell; erod; Lazamataz
You have to hit what you can get, ugly women meed love also.

She seems to have all the relevant parts. Little flour and you're good to go!

125 posted on 12/03/2010 3:02:26 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Still Thinking

Looking back I feel really guilty for posting a fat girl...gives you nightmares and all.
Please accept my forgiveness.
Hope this helps.

[IMG]http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af346/day2mustang/fenny3.jpg[/IMG]


126 posted on 12/03/2010 3:05:33 PM PST by hoyt-clagwell (5:00 AM Gym Crew)
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To: hoyt-clagwell

That didn’t work..


127 posted on 12/03/2010 3:06:11 PM PST by hoyt-clagwell (5:00 AM Gym Crew)
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To: Still Thinking; erod
Photobucket
128 posted on 12/03/2010 3:07:42 PM PST by hoyt-clagwell (5:00 AM Gym Crew)
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To: hoyt-clagwell
Mmmmm....tiddies!

I think you tried to do the link in BBCode, though:

http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af346/day2mustang/fenny3.jpg

129 posted on 12/03/2010 3:07:58 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Still Thinking

Oh, OK, I see you’ve got it, um, uh, “handled”!


130 posted on 12/03/2010 3:08:52 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: JoeProBono

Oldie but goodie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP6nYs9Il7c

The Zombeatles “Hard Day’s Night of the Living Dead”


131 posted on 12/03/2010 3:15:36 PM PST by P.O.E. (Compact Theory)
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To: JoeProBono

What is that?


132 posted on 12/03/2010 3:28:44 PM PST by tbw2 (Freeper sci-fi - "Sirat: Through the Fires of Hell" - on amazon.com)
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To: tbw2

What is what?


133 posted on 12/03/2010 3:39:55 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: JoeProBono
More like this:


134 posted on 12/03/2010 4:59:41 PM PST by CholeraJoe (Posting from the suicide capital of the world - Evansville, IN)
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To: hoyt-clagwell

Oh yeah I’d hit that hot blondes over hot brunettes any day of the week. Lol :D


135 posted on 12/03/2010 5:01:57 PM PST by erod
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To: CholeraJoe

136 posted on 12/03/2010 5:08:12 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: DCBryan1; Lazamataz

Laz would probably hit 36, too.


137 posted on 12/03/2010 5:08:56 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: JoeProBono

Military water purification tablets.
_____________

What’s “Military Water”?


138 posted on 12/03/2010 5:11:55 PM PST by Little Pharma
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To: JoeProBono
I would add the following:

1. Running shoes

2. 5 pounds of raw hamburger

3. An over weight, out of condition survivor companion who you can easily outrun......

139 posted on 12/03/2010 5:17:02 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (There's only one cure for Obamarrhea......)
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To: Renderofveils

Actually, Cracked did an article on why a zombie apocalypse wouldn’t be much of a problem. Between dogs, insects, heat and/or cold, almost all zombies would be immobile or dog and fly poop on day one or two.


140 posted on 12/03/2010 5:17:02 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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