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Top 10: Essential Items to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
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Posted on 12/03/2010 9:15:29 AM PST by JoeProBono
Theres nothing worse than getting caught in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse empty handed. Tools are key to survival, and especially when your survival depends on a war waged with the living dead. Here is a list of 10 essential items to survive a Zombie Apocalypse.
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To: erod
Better BELIEVE Id hit that! :D This is what most of us would actually end up with.
To: The Comedian
They walked right through a veritable armory of weapons and vehicles last week. I was screaming "The Ma Duece! Grab the Freeping Ma Duece!"
Mrs. L said "Not bad, but did you see that APC over there? Seems like that would be a lot batter than a ratty old RV."
I love that woman....
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posted on
12/03/2010 12:04:57 PM PST
by
Lurker
(The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
To: hoyt-clagwell; erod; Lazamataz
Laz would probably hit it @ post 101
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posted on
12/03/2010 12:06:37 PM PST
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
To: DCBryan1
You have to hit what you can get, ugly women meed love also.
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posted on
12/03/2010 12:12:05 PM PST
by
Little Bill
(Harry Browne is a Poofter.)
To: The Comedian; OB1kNOb
Personally, I think all members of the ZPL must own either L4D or L4D2 for practice purposes against them annoying running zombies.
Sorry I haven’t been able to play online with ya, Comedian. I’ve been setting up a dedicated server thing on my home network for my Sons to be able to play. Unfortunately, they’ve been more interested in playing Garry’s Mod these days -which prevents me from finishing the setup.
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posted on
12/03/2010 12:22:35 PM PST
by
RandallFlagg
(Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
To: hoyt-clagwell
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posted on
12/03/2010 12:28:54 PM PST
by
erod
To: Responsibility2nd
![](http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/6/19/fe7eda85-4477-43f2-8d41-879e29999d1a.jpg)
1. Zombies attack.
2. You scream, "I'm a democrat!!!"
3. Zombies shamble away.
Cool.
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posted on
12/03/2010 12:36:24 PM PST
by
TheOldLady
(The only way to run our country is conservatively.)
To: Lurker
They walked right through a veritable armory of weapons and vehicles last week. I was screaming "The Ma Duece! Grab the Freeping Ma Duece!" Mrs. L said "Not bad, but did you see that APC over there? Seems like that would be a lot batter than a ratty old RV." Dude, there isn't a military man in their group. Just a hick cop with a misplaced sense of priorities. The rest of the characters seem to be insurance salesmen and clerks at Orange Julius. None of those people know how to operate a crew-served weapon, let alone drive an APC.
Hell, they've just got to the point where everyone has a friggin' *pump action shotgun*.
![](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2743/4175015880_cea9ebed9e_m.jpg)
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
12/03/2010 12:45:02 PM PST
by
The Comedian
(Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
To: RandallFlagg
Sorry I havent been able to play online with ya, Comedian. Ive been setting up a dedicated server thing on my home network for my Sons to be able to play. Unfortunately, theyve been more interested in playing Garrys Mod these days -which prevents me from finishing the setup. Apology accepted. But you still suck. ;-)
![](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2743/4175015880_cea9ebed9e_m.jpg)
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
12/03/2010 12:46:36 PM PST
by
The Comedian
(Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
To: The Comedian
On the bright side Season 2 got picked up. So we got that going for us, which is nice.
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posted on
12/03/2010 12:48:38 PM PST
by
Lurker
(The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
To: JoeProBono; RandallFlagg; The Comedian
I was going to accuse you of peeking in my window to take that picture, but then I noticed the weapons are wrong. My shotgun is a Saiga 12 with a 20 round drum (and a spare) and my evil black rifle is a .458 SOCOM. My close-in weapons are in .44 Magnum or .45 ACP. I have all of the necessary toys listed and some to boot including a propane flame-thrower.
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posted on
12/03/2010 12:54:35 PM PST
by
CholeraJoe
(Posting from the suicide capital of the world - Evansville, IN)
To: Lurker
Cinderella story...
![](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2743/4175015880_cea9ebed9e_m.jpg)
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
12/03/2010 12:55:40 PM PST
by
The Comedian
(Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
To: Mikey_1962
You need a boatload of twinkies for when this guy comes by to save your sorry a$$.
To: CholeraJoe
A machete, don’t forget a machete. Although I personally think a good quality katana would be better. But those things are PRICEY.
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posted on
12/03/2010 1:17:00 PM PST
by
Lurker
(The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
To: SeaDragon
115
posted on
12/03/2010 1:20:18 PM PST
by
RikaStrom
(Pray for Obama - Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few; and let another take his place of leadership.")
To: Lurker
“RE: #7. I was screaming Theres a Ma Duece RIGHT THERE YOU MORONS! at my TV last Sunday night.”
Bit heavy. I also assume they were empty.
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posted on
12/03/2010 1:24:06 PM PST
by
TheThirdRuffian
(Nothing to see here. Move along.)
To: The Comedian
Also, the more plausible zombies (e.g., rage virus zombies) aren’t actually dead at all -— more like people with rabies.
In such outbreaks, head shots are not necessary, but that advantage is somewhat limited, in that rage virus zombies are damn fast and relatively smart/tool using.
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posted on
12/03/2010 1:26:40 PM PST
by
TheThirdRuffian
(Nothing to see here. Move along.)
To: TheThirdRuffian
Bit heavy. I also assume they were empty. I doubt the refugees know about head space timing either, esp. after a few thousand rounds....
Funniest thing is that my wife picked up on episode 1 "honey, doesn't that tank have a machinegun in the turret"?
....LOL yes it does wife! M240 bump! (and I would have picked up a coaxial 240 before a bag of pump shotguns ;)
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posted on
12/03/2010 1:48:49 PM PST
by
DCBryan1
(FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
To: TheThirdRuffian
In such outbreaks, head shots are not necessary, but that advantage is somewhat limited, in that rage virus zombies are damn fast and relatively smart/tool using. I find it sociologically fascinating that in 2n Amendment America, we developed the mythos of the flesh-eating living dead that need a gunshot to the head (or seriously grisly up-close-and-personal blunt trauma) to stop, where in disarmed England, they came up with the 28 Rabies Later mechanism that really just creates a plague of Rage Boys without dole cheques.
Our zombies are slow, dim-witted cannibalistic Democrats, theirs are smart, fast moving Muslims.
That's my take anyway.
![](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2743/4175015880_cea9ebed9e_m.jpg)
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
12/03/2010 1:55:20 PM PST
by
The Comedian
(Government: Saving people from freedom since time immemorial.)
To: DCBryan1
I can do that in well under 8 minutes, or used to be able to.
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posted on
12/03/2010 1:56:36 PM PST
by
TheThirdRuffian
(Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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