Opinions are like assholes, everyone’s got one.
Sounds like the two of you are holed up in mom’s basement, posting on conservative boards and playing games on the internet.
If you’ve got time to fool people with profile pages, then I’m not sure who’s the idiot.
Have fun down there boys, and keep your mits in your own laps.
No, they really aren't.
An opinion is a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty.
An asshole is the orifice a monkey spewed you from on your birthday.
So simple even you might be able to understand.
Some folks who get fooled by that page become irrationally angry about it.
You’re one.