[humblegunner]

Waterfreakin’melon seeds all over the finery???

I really hate to start a South VS North thing but..
Have y'all ever though of blowing up fruit OUTSIDE?

I know, it's "redneck".. but it sure saves the "finery" from splatter.

[MestaMachine]

Axtually, it’s against the law to blow up fruits here. Nuts tho’...whole nuther story.