[Ouderkirk]

rule #1 hate all republicans.

rule #2 hate anyone who has one cent more than you.

[Darksheare]

*sniff*
Hmm.

What makes you think there are ‘rules’ to it?
Basically put: Anything that the dems can use to place boundaries or rifts between people and foster envy is ‘good’ in their eyes.

[MtnClimber]

Simple, the left sides with evil and hates good.

[YankeeReb]

Rule #1) If you're a bottom feeding leftist, doesn't matter how much money you have, you're fine.

Rule #2) If you build a business honestly and employ people then you're the enemy.

Any Questions?

[sickoflibs]

RE :”I just don’t get the rules of this war; can anyone help me understand?”

I wouldn't mind raising taxes on movie stars and other entertainers that vote Democrat and claim they want to pay more in taxes. But better yet, set up a voluntary federal ‘Tax me More” fund like Huckabee did in AK. And make it publicly known who really wants to pay more taxes, when they pay more voluntarily.

[MaggieCarta]

Small change to your original, from PJ O'Rourke:
I understand that we are supposed to hate eat the rich...

And, the rich are quite tasty with fava beans and a good Chianti...

Seriously, read "Eat the Rich" for an entertaining take on economics. I can't say it will cure your obsession with "class warfare", but it's a good read.