Sad, but funny.
To think my ancestors died, killing as many Lobsterbacks as they could as they went, for us to sexually abused at the hands of government agents.
I would suggest that we take pictures of these people, and place them on every sex-offender website. I suggest that, wherever those agents go, shopkeepers who hang the sign, ‘We refuse the right to serve anyone.’, exercise that right, and refuse their money, and refuse them merchandise. it would be a hard holiday season, if they cannot purchase food, cups of coffee, gifts for the kids - because their money is no good.
The two buttons should say:
"Allow" and "Send me to Prison"
One of the keywords is ‘satire’ but it’s all true.
Now THAT is funny! Thanks!