We want the whole thing posted to save the energy of clicking through.
"From the Chicago Tribune:
November 19, 2010
A local blogger was taken into custody overnight after a series of incidents beginning with a police investigation regarding charges of illegal possession of drugs.
Responding to a number of reports, police descended upon the residence of Moby Vulgar and found 97 marijuana plants on the back porch. Further investigation revealed more marijuana drying in the basement computer room, 20 pounds of cocaine in the bedroom, and a meth lab in the garage. Mr. Vulgar, who was found wearing a fur suit, claimed he needed the drugs as mental stimulants for writing blog articles, including his upcoming piece on giant squids eating Japan. Mr. Vulgar, who appeared to be under the influence at the time, resisted arrest and allegedly bit several officers before being tasered.
While being led away, Mr. Vulgar screamed vile obscenities and spat at the police officers, claiming they were in the pay of a Mr. George Soros. He also threatened to create a blog about the injustice of his arrest. This, however, will likely have to wait until he has finished serving his time in jail. "
Go ahead. That is good.
I’m lazy.
Could you just post the whole newspaper for me?